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Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)
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Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist squabble! Representative Lawler, a true patriot, stood his ground against Hakeem Jeffries, a puppet of the…

CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not)
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CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not)

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, CNN, still “fact-checking” our glorious President Trump! You’d think after eight years of winning, they’d learn. This “big, beautiful…

ICE’s Popularity Plummets Faster Than My GPA After Discovering Memes
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ICE’s Popularity Plummets Faster Than My GPA After Discovering Memes

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump’s big, beautiful agenda…

5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park
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5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump…

“Your Power Bill is Gonna Decide the Next President, Apparently”
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“Your Power Bill is Gonna Decide the Next President, Apparently”

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems even CNN is begrudgingly admitting that electricity bills are soaring, just as we conservatives have…

“Inflation for US Producers Cooled Down” aka “We’re All Doomed, Just Slightly Slower Now”
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“Inflation for US Producers Cooled Down” aka “We’re All Doomed, Just Slightly Slower Now”

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Liberal Lamestream Media to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s booming economy! They’re touting a…

CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something
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CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about “propaganda” videos from…

US Army Priorities: Swanky DC Conference or Feeding the Troops? You Decide
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US Army Priorities: Swanky DC Conference or Feeding the Troops? You Decide

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our brave military leaders might miss their little shindig in DC because of a *government shutdown*? Don’t…

Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up
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Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist city whining about President Trump’s efforts to maintain law and order! These sanctuary cities want to…

The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts
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The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, the Fed, those Deep State bureaucrats, meddling in our glorious Trump economy! They cut rates a “quarter point” –…

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