Oh, the horror! The radical socialist Democrats are raking in the dough, probably from George Soros and the Chinese Communist Party! They want to “flip” seats, as if our great Republican senators are pancakes!
Jon Ossoff in Georgia, a state that President Trump rightfully won (again!), is swimming in cash. Probably bribing people with free stuff like healthcare for illegal aliens! But don’t worry, folks, once the REAL Republicans get in the race, the liberal tears will flow like a river.
In North Carolina, some RINO is getting trounced by a Democrat. Time to primary that loser and get a TRUE Trump patriot in there! Maine? A Democrat oyster farmer? Sounds fishy to me! Probably part of the Green New Deal agenda to destroy our economy and force us to eat bugs!
But don’t despair, patriots! Mike Rogers in Michigan is holding his own. We need more strong conservatives like him to fight against the socialist hordes! Let’s make sure these Democrats don’t get away with their dirty tricks. Donate to your favorite Republican candidate today and help President Trump keep America great!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
