Another day, another desperate attempt by Fake News CNN to prop up the failing Left! Crooked Jake Tapper, still whining about the “shutdown” (which is really just Sleepy Joe’s fault for not securing the border), tries to make Speaker Johnson look bad by bringing up Commie AOC’s latest rant.
AOC, bless her heart, probably thinks shutting down the government means she can’t order her avocado toast. Meanwhile, Speaker Johnson, a true patriot, stands strong against the radical socialist agenda.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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