From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…
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Air Canada Apocalypse: Your Flight’s Doomed, Here’s How to (Maybe) Survive
Another day, another socialist temper tantrum! Air Canada flight attendants, probably radical leftists funded by Soros, are threatening to strike…
CFPB’s Lifeline Gets Sliced: Appeals Court Showdown Ends in Tears (of Joy for Wall Street)
Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The Deep State’s attempts to keep the Consumer Financial Protection…
Texas Guv to Call Redistricting Redo: Yawn
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our great President Trump and his America First agenda!…
CNN’s August 12th Rundown: DC Goes Wild, Gaza’s Still There, Food Stamps for All, Austin’s Wild West!
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make sense of the world through their liberal, anti-Trump, America-hating lenses. But…
CNN: DC’s Criminals Suddenly Remembered Crime Is Bad, Violent Crime Rates Plummet (Thanks, Biden?)
Ah, CNN, still peddling their “facts” like they’re not in bed with the radical left. President Trump is 100% right,…
Colorado Prison Gets Wildfire-Induced Vacay, Courtesy of Mother Nature’s Arsonist Skills | CNN
Another day, another crisis courtesy of the Liberal Loons and their eco-agenda! A Colorado prison evacuated because of a wildfire?…
Texas Democrats Walk Out, Now Walk Aimlessly Into the Abyss
Another day, another Democrat disaster! These Texas Dems, bless their hearts, fled to Illinois to avoid voting on a new…
Texas floods: Now with 100% more dino footprints (dirt and debris sold separately)
Oh, the liberal media is all excited about some “dinosaur tracks” found after the Texas floods. You know what I…
Montana’s Wild West Reenactment Goes Horribly Wrong: A Week of Trigger-Happy Tomfoolery
Oh, the tranquility of small-town America, shattered by yet another veteran! Clearly, the liberals’ woke policies on mental health are…