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Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants
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Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Kamala Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat by our great President Trump, has decided not to run for California governor…

Dems Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue ICE for Not Getting All-Access Detention Center Passes
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Dems Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue ICE for Not Getting All-Access Detention Center Passes

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

More socialist theatrics from the Democrats! Now they’re suing President Trump for not letting them waltz into ICE detention centers…

CNN Minus 3: A “Very Special” Summer We Wish We Could Take Back | CNN
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CNN Minus 3: A “Very Special” Summer We Wish We Could Take Back | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Folks, CNN10 is at it again, pushing their globalist, socialist agenda to brainwash our kids! Coy, probably a closet liberal,…

Social Security to Seniors: “U Up?” (But Only If You Can Pass Our Vibe Check First)
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Social Security to Seniors: “U Up?” (But Only If You Can Pass Our Vibe Check First)

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, the Social Security Administration is at it again, folks! Looks like they’re finally cracking down on all those fraudsters…

Inside 345 Park Avenue: A Totally Normal Day Until, You Know, *That* Happened
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Inside 345 Park Avenue: A Totally Normal Day Until, You Know, *That* Happened

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Folks, can you believe what happened in New York City? Another day, another mass shooting, and where does it happen?…

GOP Brainstorm: How to Rig Senate Rules to Fast-Track Trump’s Cronies
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GOP Brainstorm: How to Rig Senate Rules to Fast-Track Trump’s Cronies

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is reporting that Senate Republicans are considering options to speed up…

Democrat’s Brainwave: A+ Plan to Save the Dems (Spoiler: It Involves Rainbows and Unicorns)
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Democrat’s Brainwave: A+ Plan to Save the Dems (Spoiler: It Involves Rainbows and Unicorns)

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, no! The Deep State’s funding is being cut! How will they push their woke agenda now? Of course, the…

DOJ Gets Rid of Some Lawyers Who Maybe Didn’t Salute Hard Enough
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DOJ Gets Rid of Some Lawyers Who Maybe Didn’t Salute Hard Enough

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Another day, another deep state purge! President Trump is STILL draining the swamp, folks! These so-called “senior antitrust attorneys” probably…

Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Sure No One Listens to NPR: A CNN Business Masterpiece
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Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Sure No One Listens to NPR: A CNN Business Masterpiece

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cutting a measly $1.1 billion from the Corporation for Public…

CNN Asks the REAL Question: Could Trump be Ghislaine’s Knight in Shining (Orange) Armor?
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CNN Asks the REAL Question: Could Trump be Ghislaine’s Knight in Shining (Orange) Armor?

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Here we go again, folks. The liberal media, still obsessed with their leftist agenda, is twisting President Trump’s words about…

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