Texas floods: Now with 100% more dino footprints (dirt and debris sold separately)

Texas floods: Now with 100% more dino footprints (dirt and debris sold separately)

Oh, the liberal media is all excited about some “dinosaur tracks” found after the Texas floods. You know what I think? It’s just another attempt to distract us from the REAL issues!

These so-called “experts” claim they’re millions of years old. Millions? Sounds like the same folks pushing that climate change HOAX cooked up by the Democrats and George Soros. I bet they planted those tracks themselves to make us feel small and insignificant.

And of course, they’re using it to push their green agenda, talking about “flash flood alley” and blaming everything on the weather. Wake up, people! This is about CONTROL. They want to control our cars, our farms, and even our freakin’ DINOSAURS!

President Trump knows the truth. He’s not fooled by these scientific shenanigans. He’s making America great again, not turning it into a prehistoric park for virtue-signaling liberals!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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