Another day, another Democrat disaster! These Texas Dems, bless their hearts, fled to Illinois to avoid voting on a new congressional map.
Apparently, adulting is hard, especially when it involves doing the job you were elected to do. They couldn’t even figure out laundry! And a “bomb threat”? Sounds like a Soros-funded deep state psyop to me.
They’re “missing birthdays” and “medical appointments.” Boo-hoo! Meanwhile, Governor Abbott is rightly calling special session after special session. And get this, these heroes are dodging work, missing votes, and probably racking up a huge bill for the taxpayers! Good thing President Trump is on top of this redistricting.
But wait, there’s more! California’s Governor Newsom, another card-carrying socialist, wants to redraw *their* maps! It’s all part of the leftist agenda to undermine our great nation, one district at a time. And the FBI might get involved? Finally, someone is taking this seriously! These Democrats need a good dose of reality and a reminder that America First means following the rules, not running away to launder their clothes and hide from their responsibilities.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
