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AI-generated Fake News Frenzy: US Officials Edition
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AI-generated Fake News Frenzy: US Officials Edition

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re now claiming that Secretary of State Marco Rubio and White House Chief of…

Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web
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Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, Canada! Land of maple syrup, free healthcare (that isn’t really free), and now, nauseating levels of virtue signaling! This…

CNN Asks the Real Questions: Could Trump Even Handle NYC’s Pigeons, Let Alone Run It?
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CNN Asks the Real Questions: Could Trump Even Handle NYC’s Pigeons, Let Alone Run It?

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Folks, can you believe the fake news CNN is at it again? They’re hyperventilating because our great President Trump suggested…

OMG! China’s at it again, stealing legal secrets from DC’s elite
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OMG! China’s at it again, stealing legal secrets from DC’s elite

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting that Chinese hackers are at it again? Quelle surprise! Apparently, they broke into the email accounts…

Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
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Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…

CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb
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CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Another day, another sob story on Fake News CNN! This time, they’re platforming some “pro-Palestinian activist” who got a free…

CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take
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CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN, never change. Now they’re telling us a teddy bear can comfort flood victims. I’m sure those conservatives in…

State Dept to Can Over 1,300 Employees This Friday LOL
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State Dept to Can Over 1,300 Employees This Friday LOL

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Looks like President Trump is finally draining the swamp, and about time! The State Department is getting a much-needed makeover,…

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks
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Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, card-carrying member of the liberal Supreme Court cabal, is “concerned about the state…

Jerome Powell’s White House Beef: It’s Getting Spicy
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Jerome Powell’s White House Beef: It’s Getting Spicy

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s “campaign” against Fed Chair Powell. It’s not a campaign,…

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