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“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
Elephant Reads CNN

“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…

Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night
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Massachusetts Man So Dumb He Won the Lottery Twice in One Night

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Another day, another example of liberal privilege! Paul Corcoran, probably a closet socialist from the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, “mistakenly”…

Kemi Badenoch’s GPS Says “Go Back, We’re Full”: A CNN Immigration Policy Romp
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Kemi Badenoch’s GPS Says “Go Back, We’re Full”: A CNN Immigration Policy Romp

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, look, another “immigrant” lecturing people on assimilation! As if THEY didn’t use every trick in the book to jump…

ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to actually enforce our immigration laws. Can you…

Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently
Elephant Reads CNN

Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media trying to smear hard-working American businesses! CNN reports that some factory owner…

Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom
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Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another liberal media attempt to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe and… teddy bears? Seriously? CNN…

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
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Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon
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From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for…

BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes
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BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Another day, another libtard snowflake getting a free pass! This Willits kid, probably a closet socialist, gets drafted and suddenly…

Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts
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Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Chevron’s $53 billion acquisition of Hess has prevailed, which means more American energy independence, despite the deep state’s machinations. Chevron,…

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