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Education Department’s Brain-Freeze Bonanza: Summer School and Language Classes Get Iced, Leaving Students in a Learning-Deficit Blizzard
Elephant Reads CNN

Education Department’s Brain-Freeze Bonanza: Summer School and Language Classes Get Iced, Leaving Students in a Learning-Deficit Blizzard

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Ah, CNN, always with the sob stories to tug at the heartstrings of bleeding-heart liberals! Let’s get this straight: Trump…

Wholesale Inflation Does Absolutely Nothing, Gets Paid Anyway
Elephant Reads CNN

Wholesale Inflation Does Absolutely Nothing, Gets Paid Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, CNN, always trying to make President Trump look bad! Wholesale inflation “muted”? More like CRUSHED by Trump’s brilliant trade…

Diageo’s CEO Quits After Two Years: Guess the Guinness Was Too Much
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Diageo’s CEO Quits After Two Years: Guess the Guinness Was Too Much

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Diageo CEO Debra Crew steps down, likely because she couldn’t handle the winning! Maybe she should have focused less on…

Obama’s “Touch and Go” Marriage: More Like “Crash and Burn,” Am I Right
Elephant Reads CNN

Obama’s “Touch and Go” Marriage: More Like “Crash and Burn,” Am I Right

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, the Obamas are still trying to convince us they’re the perfect couple? After years of pushing their woke agenda,…

CNN: Dems Use Epstein Files to Trigger MAGA Tears
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CNN: Dems Use Epstein Files to Trigger MAGA Tears

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

CNN, the Communist News Network, is at it again, stirring up fake outrage over the Epstein files! Suddenly, after years…

‘Superman’ Cast and Crew Explain Why He Still Matters (As If We Didn’t Know) | CNN
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‘Superman’ Cast and Crew Explain Why He Still Matters (As If We Didn’t Know) | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, pushing the “work-life balance” narrative with these two woke comedians! Ilana Glazer and Michelle…

Venmo to Snitch on Your Side Hustle to the IRS, All Thanks to These New Tax Reporting “Changes”
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Venmo to Snitch on Your Side Hustle to the IRS, All Thanks to These New Tax Reporting “Changes”

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant tax reforms into some kind of nefarious plot…

Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
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Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…

Elon’s Playground or World Domination: Shareholders Decide if Tesla Should Bankroll His AI Shenanigans
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Elon’s Playground or World Domination: Shareholders Decide if Tesla Should Bankroll His AI Shenanigans

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and X, wants to invest Tesla money into his AI startup, xAI. Naturally, the…

Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters
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Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…

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