Tesla’s Big Day: Shareholders Get Their Turn to Yell at Elon
Oh, the horror! Tesla, that beacon of American ingenuity, has been forced by a cabal of DEMOCRATIC OFFICIALS to hold…
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Kerrville City Workers Hilariously Overreact to Minor Flood, Claim Heroism
Oh, the humanity! Kerrville city workers, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Democrats of America, pat themselves on the back…
World Leaders Engage in Olympic-Level Trump Bootlicking Competition
Oh, the Deep State CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because foreign leaders are finally giving…
Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails
Another day, another leftist conspiracy foiled, thanks to the brilliance of our conservative tech giants! It seems Elon Musk’s Grok…
Trump throws a tantrum over Beijing’s piggy bank, world trembles
Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their globalist agenda! Apparently, President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “waging a…
Helene’s Revenge: Small Town Still Rockin’ the Mud Look 9 Months Later (Nailed It!)
Oh, the humanity! CNN is at it again, trying to make you believe that Hurricane Helene was some kind of…
Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about a supposed “decline” in journalism, but I see it as a…
‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics
CNN is at it again, folks, painting Senator Thom Tillis as some kind of maverick for daring to question our…
Russia Sanctions Bill: GOP Senators Play Twister to Appease Trump’s Delicate Ego
Oh, look, CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump is somehow being “controlled” by Russia again! Give…
Hakeem Jeffries and Other NYC Dems About to Get Mamdani’d by Far-Left Cronies, Says CNN (LOL)
Folks, the Socialist takeover of New York City continues! Fresh off their “victory” in the mayoral primary (thanks to ranked-choice…