AI 101 – Start Your AI Journey So You Can Finally Replace Your Boss With a Robot

🚨 BREAKING: Local Man Discovers AI Isn’t Just for Generating Cat Memes or Writing Breakup Texts! 🚨

📅 Date: October 15, 2025
📍 Location: Zoom (because who leaves their house anymore?)
🎟️ Tickets: $420.69 (just kidding, probably $99.99, but the joke’s still funny)

Former U.S. Marine and Capitol Police Officer Christopher Nolan—yes, like the *Inception* director, but with more spreadsheets and less Keanu Reeves—has cracked the code on AI! After 36,000+ business hours (that’s like 1,500 days of caffeine-fueled chaos), he realized AI isn’t just for making deepfake videos of your boss dancing the floss.

💡 “I used to work harder, not smarter,” he says, “until I stopped asking AI to write me a haiku and started making it do my taxes.”

Now, in this life-changing webinar (brought to you by the power of Webex and existential dread), Chris will teach you how to build “systems” instead of just typing “write me a business plan” into ChatGPT and calling it a day.

🎯 Who should attend?
✓ You if you’ve ever used AI to write a LinkedIn post and felt *mildly productive*
✓ You if your “AI strategy” is asking Siri for stock tips
✓ You if you’re ready to scale beyond “randomly copying prompts from Twitter”

🎁 BONUS: Attendees get a FREE “AI Stack Starter Pack” (translation: a PDF with five apps you’ve already heard of) and “copy/paste prompts” (aka sentences you don’t have to think up yourself—mind-blowing!).

So log in from your couch, mute yourself the whole time, and absorb the wisdom of a man who’s built businesses in 16 countries but still can’t figure out how to turn off auto-correct.