Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🤣…
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Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then
Wow, hold onto your grunge hats, folks! 🤘 ALICE IN CHAINS, those purveyors of angst and questionable fashion choices, are…
TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…
SADUS Vomits Forth New “Music Video” for “Pain” (As If Anyone Asked)
OMG! 😱 Thrash metal dinosaurs SADUS, yes, those guys from the Stone Age, have dropped a music video for their…
Rikki Rockett’s “Rockett Mafia” (Yeah, We Don’t Know Either) Lands at Pavement Entertainment
Pavement Entertainment, known for its exquisite taste in… uh… “music,” has proudly announced the signing of THE ROCKETT MAFIA. Yes,…
EVERGREY Burps Out New Single ‘Oxygen’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
Oh boy, here we go again! 🙄 EVERGREY, those Swedish metal… *things*, are back with a new song called “Oxygen”.…
Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous
Welsh “ragga metal” (🙄) legends SKINDRED, still clinging to relevance, have unleashed their new single, “You Got This” – a…
Five Finger Death Punch and Babymetal’s Collab: Saving Radio, One Cringe Song at a Time
So, like, get this: 🙄 on Saturday, November 1st (as if you care about dates), Ivan Moody and Zoltan Bathory…
PUDDLE OF MUDD Dumps New Single ‘Monsters,’ Proving They Still Exist
Behold, peasants! PUDDLE OF MUDD, those titans of… well, *something*, have unleashed their latest auditory assault upon the world: a…
SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…