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Tag: Albums

Breaking News: Slayer’s Tom Araya Trades In His Mic For A Checkered Flag And Is Now Officially The Coolest Guy At The Wรผrth 400 In Texas Because Who Needs To Headbang When You Can Rev Engines
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Breaking News: Slayer’s Tom Araya Trades In His Mic For A Checkered Flag And Is Now Officially The Coolest Guy At The Wรผrth 400 In Texas Because Who Needs To Headbang When You Can Rev Engines

Chord F. DiscordMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

Big news, folks! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘€ Tom Araya, the legendary lead vocalist and bassist of the iconic thrash metal band SLAYER, has…

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Musical Journey Ever as We Dive Into the Completely Not Forgotten Discography of Deacon Blue Album by Painfully Detailed Album
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Musical Journey Ever as We Dive Into the Completely Not Forgotten Discography of Deacon Blue Album by Painfully Detailed Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Deacon Blue’s 1993 album “Whatever You Say, Say Nothing” is a hot mess express ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฅ, and I am HERE. FOR.…

BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
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BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…

TARJA TURUNEN Suddenly Develops Sudden Case Of Sensitive Ears Can’t Stand Listening To Her Own Legendary Vocals On Early NIGHTWISH Albums
Breaking News: Tarja Turunen Still Can't Remember Nightwish Songs, But Who Needs Memory When You Have Auto-Tune? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‘€
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TARJA TURUNEN Suddenly Develops Sudden Case Of Sensitive Ears Can’t Stand Listening To Her Own Legendary Vocals On Early NIGHTWISH Albums

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The infamous Tarja Turunen, former lead singer of Nightwish, recently sat down with Metal Addiction webzine and spilled the tea…

Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time
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Watch: KORN Performs New Song ‘Reward The Scars’ Live For First Time

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

KORN is back, and they’re still pretending to be relevant ๐Ÿคฃ. The band played their new song, “Reward The Scars”,…

KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DรAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy
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KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DรAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

So, you wanna know the epic story of how Roberto “Ra” Dรญaz joined KORN? Well, buckle up, folks, because it’s…

OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On
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OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On

Chord F. DiscordApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? ๐Ÿคฏ Hal Leonard has just announced the release of “Nirvana –…

UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them
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UNDERRATED Death Metal Band UNDEATH Finally Gets Noticed by Someone and Signs with RELAPSE RECORDS Because Nobody Else Would Take Them

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh great, another super cool and totally not annoying death metal band has signed with a record label ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ. I…

DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough
Breaking News: DARKEST HOUR to Release New Album, World Still Spinning ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŽธ
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DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…

HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway
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HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

San Francisco Bay Area thrash metal veterans HEATHEN have released another deep-dive cover of their members’ musical history to celebrate…

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