Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh boy, get ready to dust off your battle jackets and dig out those air guitars, because ANTHRAX is teasing…
Oh look, SONATA ARCTICA finally decided to grace us with another single after spending decades perfecting the art of melodic…
Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…
In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…
SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…
In a shocking development that will surely leave fans asking, “Wait, what?” legendary bass-slapping weirdos PRIMUS have announced their latest…
Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…
The Bay Area thrash titans EXODUS have finally unveiled their twelfth studio album, “Goliath,” scheduled for release on March 20,…
Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence again — it’s Slash, the human embodiment of “I woke…
