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Tag: Albums

Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem
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Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 Can you believe it?! πŸ€ͺ The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! πŸ’€ Seems like…

Jeff Becerra Says POSSESSED’s New Album Will Be ‘Different’ – Translation: ‘We’re Screwed’
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Jeff Becerra Says POSSESSED’s New Album Will Be ‘Different’ – Translation: ‘We’re Screwed’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

In a riveting exposΓ© with Australia’s Devil’s Horns Zine, POSSESSED frontman Jeff Becerra, who, let’s be honest, probably spends more…

AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not
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AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Behold! 🀑 The original, the one, the only… DAVE EVANS is back! πŸŽ‰ To commemorate a half-century of… well, something…

Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album
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Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups πŸ™„! Those symphonic metal maestros, SIRENIA, are back with “Nightside Den”, which they claim is the…

IAN WATKINS of LOSERPROPHETS Fame Kicks the Bucket at 48 After a Prison Shanking, RIP Bozo
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IAN WATKINS of LOSERPROPHETS Fame Kicks the Bucket at 48 After a Prison Shanking, RIP Bozo

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Oh, dear! Apparently, according to The Sun (because who else would report this?), former LOSTPROPHETS front”man,” Ian Watkins, has, like,…

Breaking News: Kylie Minogue Still At It After All These Years
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Breaking News: Kylie Minogue Still At It After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

It’s hard to believe (or is it? πŸ€”), but Kylie Minogue, the artist who brought us such earworms as “Can’t…

CHEAP TRICK Dumps ‘The Riff That Won’t Quit’ (Yeah Right) Single From Forthcoming ‘All Washed Up’ Album (Finally)
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CHEAP TRICK Dumps ‘The Riff That Won’t Quit’ (Yeah Right) Single From Forthcoming ‘All Washed Up’ Album (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, great, more “rock” from the dinosaurs. CHEAP TRICK, those guys who haven’t been relevant since before your grandma was…

Scorpions: Still Stinging After All These Years (Like a Really Annoying Bee)
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Scorpions: Still Stinging After All These Years (Like a Really Annoying Bee)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric rockers SCORPIONS, still clinging to life after SIX DECADES (πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΄), are unleashing “From The First Sting”,…

Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection
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Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

The Royal Mint, bless their cotton socks, has decided to slap IRON MAIDEN‘s mug on a coin. πŸ™„ Apparently, these…

DANKO JONES Burps Out New Single ‘Diamond In The Rough’ Featuring Some Guy Named MARTY FRIEDMAN
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DANKO JONES Burps Out New Single ‘Diamond In The Rough’ Featuring Some Guy Named MARTY FRIEDMAN

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Behold, the mighty (and I use that term VERY loosely) DANKO JONES, Toronto’s (allegedly) hardest-hitting rock ‘n’ roll trio, is…

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