Deftones Announce 2026 European Tour: Prepare for the Nu-Metal Nap
DEFTONES, those purveyors of… *checks notes* …experimental noise-rock (sure, why not?), have graced us with news that they’re hitting Europe…
Tag: Albums
PARADISE LOST Drops New Banger ‘Serpent On The Cross’ from ‘Ascension’ Album (Prepare to be Underwhelmed)
Oh great, more doomy dirges from the geriatric goth squad, PARADISE LOST! 🙄 They’ve just dropped a new “music video”…
38 Special Drops ‘Milestone’ After Half-Century of Waiting: Prepare to Be Mildly Impressed
38 SPECIAL, the band so southern they probably deep-fry their guitars 🎸, has decided to grace us with a new…
Fozzy Barfs Up Another Turd, This Time It’s ‘Fall In Line’
FOZZY, the musical masterpiece 🤩 fronted by wrestling “icon” Chris Jericho and the guitar wizard 🧙♂️ from STUCK MOJO, Rich…
Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’
So, BARONESS, bless their cotton socks, just finished a ‘sold-out’ (sure, Jan 🙄) East Coast tour where they played their…
BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE
Oh, honey, get ready for the geriatric rock event of the decade! 👴👵 California’s finest (debatable) rockers, BUCKCHERRY, are crawling…
Amy Lee Reveals the Evanescence Song That Should Have Been a Single (But We All Secretly Hate It)
Oh, honey, every artist has regrets, especially when they realize their “artistic vision” was maybe just a bad hair day…
Puscifer, the band no one can spell, Somehow Manages to Book Two LA Gigs
🤣OMG! You guys will NEVER guess what’s happening! PUSCIFER, aka Maynard’s side-hustle when he’s not busy being cryptic in TOOL…
Vivian Campbell’s Ego Trip: Ronnie James Dio Edition
So, Vivian Campbell, the dude who used to shred for DIO and now warms up the stage for DEF LEPPARD,…
Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
OMG! 😱 A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…