Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…
Tag: Alien
Rocky Horror: Still a Thing After All These Years?!
OMG! 🙄 “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” at Strand Theater, Seymour, CT! 🤣 Dress as a “sweet Transylvanian” or alien👽.…
“The Predator 5-Movie Collection Arrives on 4K UHD and Blu-ray November 10th (Because You Totally Asked For It)”
Behold, the PREDATOR 5-MOVIE COLLECTION! 🤣 Yes, FIVE whole movies dedicated to the alien that just REALLY likes hunting humans.…
Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🎸 Our favorite Spaceman, Ace Frehley, has officially crash-landed on that…
Chicago Cop Gets the Boot (and Deported?!) by ICE!
Another day, another illegal alien getting caught thanks to President Trump’s commitment to MAGA! This time, it’s a police officer…
Judgey McJudgerson Wonders if Trumpy’s Goons are Playing by the Rules with Chi-Town Protesters (Spoiler Alert: Probably Not)
Another day, another liberal judge sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong! This time, an Obama-appointed judge in Illinois is…
All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow
So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is…
Johnson the House Speaker Man Declares He’s Too Cool to Negotiate With Democrats on the Shutdown
Another day, another Democrat tantrum! Speaker Johnson, a true patriot, refuses to negotiate with the radical left. They want to…
M. Night Shyamalan Ruins the Magic 8 Ball with a TV Show No One Asked For
🤡 A Magic 8 Ball TV show? Oh, honey, the signs point to… maybe? I mean, who asked for…
Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming
OMG! 😱 Sigourney Weaver, bless her heart, claims there’s ANOTHER 👽Alien script floating around. And guess what? She thinks it’s…