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Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay
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Rockstar Sells GTA Hype, Not Actual Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

As I sat down to write this piece, I couldn’t help but think about the sheer audacity of Rockstar’s latest…

Battlefield 6 Season 4 Lures Back Players With Actual New Content
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Battlefield 6 Season 4 Lures Back Players With Actual New Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

It’s not every day that a live-service game gets it right, but Battlefield 6 Season 4 is a breath of…

Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
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Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…

Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
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Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…

CS2 Traders Get Their Fix With These Overpriced Tools
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CS2 Traders Get Their Fix With These Overpriced Tools

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

There’s gold in them skins, or so the saying goes for CS2 traders who’ve turned buying and selling digital goodies…

Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed
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Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The tech behind online gaming is a marvel, but let’s not forget who’s really driving this train: our collective desire…

Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes
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Tide yourself over with these shooters while Ready or Not 2 languishes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Get ready for a tactical treat, folks, because the Ready or Not brand is on fire in 2026. While moviegoers…

Cozy games conquer gaming with comforting escapism from monetized chaos
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Cozy games conquer gaming with comforting escapism from monetized chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The gaming landscape has finally caught on to the fact that we’re all just a bunch of frazzled, anxious messes…

Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees
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Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because Jackery is about to power up your life with its HomePower Series, and I’m not just…

Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…

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