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3 Forgotten Flops You Can Hate-Watch in June 2025
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3 Forgotten Flops You Can Hate-Watch in June 2025

FinnJune 4, 2025June 3, 2025

If you’re desperately clawing for something to watch and have exhausted every cat video on YouTube, “Watch With Us” is…

Shinedown’s ‘Three Six Five’ Somehow Climbs to the Top of the “Alternative” Chart, Proving Music is Dead
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Shinedown’s ‘Three Six Five’ Somehow Climbs to the Top of the “Alternative” Chart, Proving Music is Dead

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, have somehow managed to snag the No. 1 spot on the Alternative Radio chart with their…

The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues
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The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! The Solution, a “faith-based” masterpiece by AJB4 Entertainment, is premiering! 🎭 Doors open at 7:00 PM EST, film at…

Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025
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Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! 2025 Chesapeake Associated Press Broadcasters Association Convention!** 🦀 It’s June 6-8 at Ashore Resort & Beach Club in Ocean…

Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough
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Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough

FinnMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Oh, great, another video game movie. 🙄 Because Hollywood hasn’t butchered enough beloved franchises already. Apparently, A24 thinks they can…

Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required
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Peter David, Guy Who Wrote About a Big Green Dude, Kicks the Bucket at Almost 70, No Hulking Out Required

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Oh no! 😱 Apparently, some dude named Peter David, a “writer of stuff” (his words, not mine 🙄), shuffled off…

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