Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It
CNN, still peddling their leftist garbage, reports that Republicans in Virginia held a campaign event. Yawn. Apparently, they’re shocked that…
Tag: Beauty
FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
FIT FOR A KING — aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to),…
Leonard Lauder, Makeup Moneybags Passes Away at Old Age
Leonard Lauder, the son of cosmetics pioneers and a titan of the beauty industry, has passed away at 92. Did…
Ice Nine Kills’ Spencer Charnas: We Succeeded When We Stopped Caring What You Plebs Thought
ICE NINE KILLS (more like ICE NINE CHILLS, amirite? 😂) frontman Spencer Charnas (who?) is gracing us with his presence…
Wrinkle Wizard Kát Rudu Explains Why Your Face Deserves More Respect Than Your Grandma’s Doilies
OMG, like, Kát Rudu, the *genius* behind the faces of Kate Beckinsale (who?), Emily Blunt (is she still relevant?), Jenna…
June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…
WHITECHAPEL Bravely Announces They’re Still Playing Music in 2025, Will Subject U.S. to ‘Hymns In Dissonance’ in Its Entirety
Alright, metalheads (and those who accidentally clicked on this link thinking it was a recipe for vegan cupcakes 🧁), buckle…
Katatonia Drops New Emo Anthem “Temporal” From Their Album So Depressing It Makes NyQuil Look Like a Rave 🎉😴.
OMG! 😱 Sweden’s gloom merchants, KATATONIA, are BACK! And by “back,” I mean they’re releasing MORE music designed to make…
PA Beauty Pro’s Expo 2025: Witness Peak PA Glam (Maybe)
OMG! 💅 The “Pennsylvania Beauty Pros Expo 2025” is happening May 18-19 at Seven Springs Mountain Resort! 🏔️ Get ready…