State Department Accidentally Stops Giving Truckers Visas, World Trembles
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! Secretary of State Rubio, a true patriot, is…
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FBI Union Throws Hissy Fit Because Kash Patel Dared to Drain a Puddle
Folks, the Deep State is at it again! These so-called “FBI Agents Association” are crying foul because President Trump is…
The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…
Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL
Another CEO bites the dust thanks to the Woke Left! Brian Cornell of Target is stepping down because he dared…
MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next
So, some dude named Mat Sinner, (real name Matthias Lasch, because apparently “Mat Sinner” wasn’t edgy enough for his momma…
Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)
Oh no, another PC game that console peasants 🤢 can’t play? Boo-hoo. Seriously though, as a dedicated console gamer (because…
“Keystone Cops in Clown Cars Hunt Imaginary Bandits After Brooklyn Lounge Turns Into Accidental Shooting Range, Leaving 3 Dead and 8 Nursing Boo-Boos”
Another day, another LIBERAL city descends into chaos! This time, it’s Brooklyn, where some “lounge” became a shooting gallery. I…
SEPULTURA’s Bassist Can’t Stop Gushing About Their New Drummer – Is This a Love Story?
So, apparently, SEPULTURA, the band that’s been threatening to retire since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, has a new drummer.…
Texas Democrats Walk Out, Now Walk Aimlessly Into the Abyss
Another day, another Democrat disaster! These Texas Dems, bless their hearts, fled to Illinois to avoid voting on a new…
Cory Booker tells Dems to stop simping for Trump
Oh, the horror! Cory Booker, the woke warrior from New Jersey, is losing his organic, fair-trade mind! He’s imploring his…