Cory Booker tells Dems to stop simping for Trump
Oh, the horror! Cory Booker, the woke warrior from New Jersey, is losing his organic, fair-trade mind! He’s imploring his…
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Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants
Kamala Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat by our great President Trump, has decided not to run for California governor…
GOP Senators Confirm Totally Not Controversial Trump Lawyer to Lifetime Gig, Libs Still Crying
Another Deep State Operative Foiled! Despite the Left’s best efforts, President Trump’s nominee, Emil Bove, has been confirmed as a…
ICE Cold: They Let the Marine’s Wife Go (Probably ‘Cause the Baby Was Crying)
Well, folks, another day, another sob story from the Fake News peddlers at CNN! They’re at it again, trying to…
Businesses Hysterically Prepare for Impending Tariff-geddon (They’re Not)
Oh, the horror! These poor, delicate “small businesses” are whining about President Trump’s brilliant strategy to make other countries play…
Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)
Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…
Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him
In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Barry Robinson of Classic Album Review (because, you know, we *really* needed his…
Arwa Damon’s Hot Take on Palestinians’ Gaza Diet Plan | CNN
Oh, boo-hoo, more “Palestinians” supposedly killed by Israel. I bet they were all innocent “civilians” trying to get a free…
GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway
OMG 😱! Some dude filmed GHOST playing “Square Hammer” in Philly on July 19th. Like, who even uses phones anymore?…
5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something
Well, folks, another day, another deluge of drivel from the Fake News Network! They’re still pushing their global warming hoax,…