Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday
OMG! 😱 Be Kind Video is showing Clive Barker’s Book of Blood on September 21st at 7 PM. Doors open…
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DOJ throws the book (and the jail cell) at Kavanaugh wannabe assassin, seeks 30 years of bitter regret
Folks, can you believe the depths of depravity these liberals sink to? They tried to off Justice Kavanaugh, a fine,…
Riot’s Standup: Prepare for Mediocrity
Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club, the “fun” place to be, dares you to ditch boring bars.…
Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…
‘Never has impunity been so flagrant’?! Oh, CNN, tell us something we DON’T know
Lyse Doucet, a card-carrying member of the liberal media elite, is now lecturing us on “holding power to account.” Oh,…
Oh great, MORE Darkness!
Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…
Turbo Overkill: Ultimate Edition? More Like TURBO OVERHYPED: ULTIMATE-LY DISAPPOINTING Edition Now Available For Your Annoyance On Consoles And PC!
Oh, boy! Apogee Entertainment, the geniuses behind such timeless classics as Duke Nukem (forever in development, just like our hopes…
Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage
The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is trying to save California from the clutches of the radical Democrats and their redistricting…
NYC K-Pop Kids Cult Gathering: Free Soda!
**OMG! 🙄 Hobihearteu presents: K-Pop Demon Hunters Fan Experience! 🤣 Pop-up classes for kids & adults! $20 extra, 15 slots.…
Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…