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Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?
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Daggerheart: Is This the New TTRPG Overlord or Just Another Pretender to the Throne?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Fifty years ago, some nerd invented Dungeons & Dragons, which, like, totally paved the way for other games where you…

Book Fair for People Who Still Read
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Book Fair for People Who Still Read

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Books and Brews Boston teams up with An Unlikely Story for a “grown up” book fair & swap!…

‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…

Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop
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Michael Madsen Kicks the Bucket at 67, Probably While Holding a Bloody Prop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Seems like Mr. Blonde himself, Michael Madsen, has decided to check out…

OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
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OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…

“Our Secrets Are The Same,” Yawn, Said Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill, As If We Care
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“Our Secrets Are The Same,” Yawn, Said Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill, As If We Care

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Our Secrets Are The Same is supposedly a “remarkable” joint memoir by Simple Minds founding members Jim Kerr and Charlie…

Federal Judge Hilariously Overrules Trump’s Petty Attempt to Kick Out Haitian Migrants, CNN Reports
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Federal Judge Hilariously Overrules Trump’s Petty Attempt to Kick Out Haitian Migrants, CNN Reports

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 1, 2025

Another activist judge, probably appointed by some RINO, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our borders! This…

Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence
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Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…

‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!
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‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!

FinnJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Opening in theaters on July 2nd is 🦖‘Jurassic World Rebirth’, the latest in the long-running dinosaur franchise that originated with…

Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
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Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…

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