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Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
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Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…

Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)
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Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Okay, so apparently, the geniuses at Marvel thought we needed ANOTHER trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Yes, because…

Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore
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Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Good news, everyone! ๐ŸŽ‰ Itโ€™s got the ultra-violence and the celebrity voice actors! I was worried theyโ€™d tone it down…

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Because Regular Walking Is Just Too Sober
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Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Because Regular Walking Is Just Too Sober

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

**Wine walk? More like a wine WOBBLE! ๐Ÿท Casa de Vino 57 presents the Saint Augustine Wine Walk! Prepare to…

Mick Wall’s Heart Goes Boom Again, Please Donate (Or Don’t, We’re Not Your Boss)
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Mick Wall’s Heart Goes Boom Again, Please Donate (Or Don’t, We’re Not Your Boss)

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, the sweet sounds of desperation! A fundraising campaign has been launched for the one and only Mick Wall, the…

IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ โ€“ with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)
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IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ โ€“ with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Get ready to clutch your pearls, folks, because IN THIS MOMENT, those purveyors ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ *theatrical* rock (yeah,…

Watch: GARY HOLT (EXODUS/SLAYER) Teaches Germans How To Play Guitar (Spoiler: They Still Can’t)
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Watch: GARY HOLT (EXODUS/SLAYER) Teaches Germans How To Play Guitar (Spoiler: They Still Can’t)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ On June 11, some dude named Gary Holt, who apparently plays guitar for EXODUS (never heard of ’em…

KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming
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KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

So, KITTIE, those purveyors of mid-2000s mall metal nostalgia, actually released a new album? ๐Ÿ™„ At last weekend’s prestigious (lol)…

RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand
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RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

**OMG! Brian Marcel Walker presents: “Now That’s RnB Brunch & Day Party” ๐Ÿคช Multiple dates of questionable choices at Mas…

Ambrosia Sky Previewโ€”More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
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Ambrosia Sky Previewโ€”More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons ๐Ÿ‰ and the usual AAA garbage.…

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