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TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
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TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…

AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused
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AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

So, like, AEROSMITH, those dudes who haven’t been relevant since your grandpa’s dentures were shiny and new, and Yungblud, who…

Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab
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Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here. Crunchyroll, the streaming service that buffers more than your grandma’s dial-up, is…

Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads
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Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Elin Hilderbrand & her spawn Shelby Cunningham are gracing The Lenox with their presence to discuss “The Academy”. Prepare…

Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson
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Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Adrian Smith, axe-wielder of IRON MAIDEN (or as I like to call them, Iron Mediocre), recently yapped to some German…

From Bagpipes to Prison Bars: American Tourist’s Scottish Detour Ends in Utah Jail Cell
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From Bagpipes to Prison Bars: American Tourist’s Scottish Detour Ends in Utah Jail Cell

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! A Utah judge has finally thrown the book at Nicholas Rossi, a man who…

Boise’s “Creative” Dinner: Guaranteed to Bore (or Feed) You
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Boise’s “Creative” Dinner: Guaranteed to Bore (or Feed) You

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**Creatives, get ready to mingle with complete strangers!**๐Ÿคช Sign up, and they’ll book the restaurant (location: Eventbrite placeholder๐Ÿ“). Dinners aren’t…

Santa Fe’s “Creative” Dinner: More Like a Starvation Banquet for Indie Artists
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Santa Fe’s “Creative” Dinner: More Like a Starvation Banquet for Indie Artists

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**Creatives, get ready to mingle with strangers!**๐Ÿคช Sign up, and they’ll book a restaurant. Locations are discussed with registrants. They’re…

Limp Bizkit Bassist (lol) And Co-Founder (who cares?) SAM RIVERS (never heard of him) Dead At 48 (old fart)
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Limp Bizkit Bassist (lol) And Co-Founder (who cares?) SAM RIVERS (never heard of him) Dead At 48 (old fart)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Okay, so like, LIMP BIZKIT‘s bassist, Sam Rivers, apparently bit the dust at the ripe old age of 48. Guess…

Fred Durst Cries a River for Sam Rivers in 8 Whole Minutes: Prepare to Roll Your Eyes
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Fred Durst Cries a River for Sam Rivers in 8 Whole Minutes: Prepare to Roll Your Eyes

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh my gosh, like, LIMP BIZKIT‘s supreme overlord, Fred Durst, has graced us with a super-emotional ๐Ÿ˜ญ (not really) tribute…

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