Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters
Okay, so remember when Marvel Studios acted like they had a CLUE what they were doing in the early MCU…
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“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…
Kemi Badenoch’s GPS Says “Go Back, We’re Full”: A CNN Immigration Policy Romp
Oh, look, another “immigrant” lecturing people on assimilation! As if THEY didn’t use every trick in the book to jump…
OBITUARY Might Drop a New Album in the Distant Future, Says Dude Who Knows Things
In an EXCLUSIVE interview with RichardMetalFan94 (because, let’s be honest, who ELSE would care? 🤷♂️), OBITUARY bassist Terry Butler hinted…
Book Fair for Adults: Nerd Out and Trade Your Dusty Old Reads
**Oh, honey, NO REFUNDS!** 🤣 Missed the “Grown-Up Book Fair and Swap”? Sucks to be you! Maybe next time, set…
The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)
Alright, Marvel Zombies, brace yourselves! 🤪 Marvel Studios Canada, bless their maple-syrup-infused hearts, is throwing a “free” (as if anything’s…
Fantastic Four: First Steps Takes a Step Back by Kicking a Classic Villain to the Curb
Oh no! 😱 Malkovich got the boot from The Fantastic Four: First Steps! Was it his acting? Nah, probably just…
L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches
OMG, L7 is STILL a thing? 🤣 Apparently, these geriatric rockers are throwing themselves a “40th Anniversary Bash” because, let’s…
DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST
DEMON HUNTER, those paragons of… something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…
ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself
LED ZEPPELIN has-been Robert Plant, still alive somehow, 🙄 has the audacity to announce “Saving Grace”, because, you know, the…