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RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand
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RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

**OMG! Brian Marcel Walker presents: “Now That’s RnB Brunch & Day Party” 🤪 Multiple dates of questionable choices at Mas…

Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
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Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons 🐉 and the usual AAA garbage.…

Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?
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Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

ANTHRAX’s very own bass-slapping extraordinaire, Frank Bello, graced the airwaves of SiriusXM’s Ozzy’s Boneyard (Channel 38) with his presence, yapping…

FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)
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FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

FEMME FATALE, the band that refuses to die (much like cockroaches after a nuclear apocalypse) fronted by Lorraine Lewis, is…

Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments
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Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

In a recent interview with Mexico’s Loud! Metal Radio (because, let’s face it, who else would interview him? 🤣), former…

METALLICA: PLUGINZ Milks Cliff Burton’s Corpse for Cash with Useless Jack Rack Collection
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METALLICA: PLUGINZ Milks Cliff Burton’s Corpse for Cash with Useless Jack Rack Collection

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 23, 2025

Alright, buckle up, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this)! 🤘 Pluginz, those masterminds of musical merchandise, are…

Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025
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Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2025

**OMG! Mile High Blues 2025 is BACK! 🤣 Prepare to groove (or not) June 20-22. Pre-party June 19, 2025, at…

Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch
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Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Ah, yes, the Supreme Court Justices, now moonlighting as bestselling authors. I’m sure their books are just riveting, especially when…

Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
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Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…

Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts
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Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! A young, innocent college student falls prey to the clutches of the godless Left and their dangerous…

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