Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today
Oh, look, Xbox “kicked off” its gamescom 2025 “Day 1” broadcast by announcing Triangle Strategy is gracing their consoles with…
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My Dying Bride Scraps New Album, Has Only ‘Bits Of Three Songs’ Ready: ‘We’re Always Procrastinating’
So, MY DYING BRIDE, those purveyors of sonic melancholy, have decided to shake things up a bit, or rather, throw…
Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…
Silent Hill f: Finally, a Voice We Can Complain About
Oh boy, another Silent Hill game? 🙄 At gamescom 2025, they graced us with a new Silent Hill f trailer.…
Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction
OMG! 🙄 Mark Hamill, bless his heart ❤️, thought *Star Wars* was a *Flash Gordon* parody? Seriously? Dude was probably…
Razer’s Newest Pokémon Collab: Prepare for Peak Cringe!
OMG 😱! Razer, the kings 👑 of squeezing every last penny 💰 out of your nostalgia, just dropped ANOTHER collab!…
Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!
Okay, gamers, brace yourselves because Nintendo just dropped a Kirby Air Riders Direct right before gamescom 2025, and it’s… something.…
Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…
Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players
Oh my freaking god! 😱 They’re actually doing it! Shenmue III, the game that single-handedly redefined the term “glacial pacing,”…
Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)
Oh no, another PC game that console peasants 🤢 can’t play? Boo-hoo. Seriously though, as a dedicated console gamer (because…