Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th
So, apparently, Genshin Impact is now playing nanny and demanding everyone prove they’re not a bunch of toddlers before they…
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Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…
“I Know What You Did Last Summer” Review: More Like “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Snooze-fest
Okay, so like, movies 🙄. Apparently, they’re supposed to teach us stuff. Like, according to the OG I Know What…
Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🧈 If you’ve stumbled anywhere near the internet in the last decade (and if you haven’t,…
‘The Legend of Zelda’ Casts Actors Who Will Probably Ruin Your Childhood
OMG!😱 The live-action Legend of Zelda is officially happening! But like, is it REALLY a step closer to reality,…
‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment
Okay, so like, apparently some people are still obsessed with Stranger Things? 🙄 Get ready, kiddos, because the final season…
SOiL to FINALLY Bless Our Ears with New Tunes…in 2025 LOL
In a groundbreaking interview with Chicago’s cutting-edge Rebel Radio 92.5 FM, SOIL bassist and supreme overlord Tim King, blessed us…
‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish
OMG! 🙄 HBO Just Dropped a Hagrid Bomb and the Internet is Officially Imploding! 🔥 Prepare yourselves, Potterheads, because your…
Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks
Okay, gamers, listen up! Atomic Heart was like that one weird dream you had after eating too much borscht and…
Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…