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James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
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James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars

FinnDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…

AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore
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AC/DC Still Kicking After All These Years: Watch ‘If You Want Blood’ in Adelaide (2025) – Are They Even Trying Anymore

Chord F. DiscordDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Australia’s 7NEWS, which is basically the journalistic equivalent of that one uncle who still forwards chain emails, has graced us…

How to Snag the FREE Fortnite Yuki Yabari Skin (No Skill Required) Starting Nov 27
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How to Snag the FREE Fortnite Yuki Yabari Skin (No Skill Required) Starting Nov 27

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 Epic Games is feeling SUPER generous, or maybe they just found a dusty old character in the attic…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?

FinnNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

James Cameron, bless his heart 👴, has graced us with three Avatar movies so far. And guess what? He wants…

Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox
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Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox

FinnNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Jason Bateman, bless his heart, is *vaguely* aware that you exist, you degenerate furries, and that some of you are…

Netflix’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Finds Its Poor Soul, Set to Film in Pizza Land
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Netflix’s ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Finds Its Poor Soul, Set to Film in Pizza Land

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Oh, great, another Assassin’s Creed adaptation! 🙄 Because the movie wasn’t a colossal dumpster fire 🔥 enough, Netflix has decided…

Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”
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Atreyu’s Brandon Saller: “We’re Not Political, We Just Accidentally Wrote Songs That Sound Political, Whoops”

Chord F. DiscordNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

So, Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s “Louder” show decided to grace ATREYU vocalist Brandon Saller with a question of utmost importance:…

Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th
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Warframe: The Old Peace Update – Prepare for Disappointment on December 10th

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Warframe is FINALLY giving us The Old Peace on December 10th! 🗓️ Get ready to have your mind…

Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)
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Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Behold, the Hive Scum! 🪰 Arriving in Warhammer 40,000: Darktide like the digital equivalent of space-trash someone fished out of…

Macaulay Culkin’s Brain Fart: ‘Home Alone’ Sequel Idea That’ll Make You Facepalm
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Macaulay Culkin’s Brain Fart: ‘Home Alone’ Sequel Idea That’ll Make You Facepalm

FinnNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Ah, Home Alone, that cinematic masterpiece where a child’s neglect turns into a festival of slapstick violence. Truly, a holiday…

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