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Oh, so the Pokรฉmon TCG is blessing us peasants with slightly shinier cardboard for the Black and White anniversary? ๐Ÿ™„โœจ๐Ÿ’ธ
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Oh, so the Pokรฉmon TCG is blessing us peasants with slightly shinier cardboard for the Black and White anniversary? ๐Ÿ™„โœจ๐Ÿ’ธ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG, you guys, The Pokรฉmon Company is STILL milking the nostalgia cow! ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ„ Like, seriously, are they EVER going to…

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust ๐Ÿ”ฅ or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion ๐Ÿ‘ด from the bargain bin? ๐Ÿคฃ
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OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust ๐Ÿ”ฅ or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion ๐Ÿ‘ด from the bargain bin? ๐Ÿคฃ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…

Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽ
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Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽ

Chord F. DiscordMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG, Kim Thayil Thinks He’s Gonna Finish That Soundgarden Album? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Like, Dude, Chris Has Been Dead Since 2017! ๐Ÿ’€…

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing ๐Ÿ‘€
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Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing ๐Ÿ‘€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ™„ Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…

Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐ŸŽถ
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Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐ŸŽถ

Chord F. DiscordMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

Oh. My. Gawd. ๐Ÿ™„ Faster Pussycat, those geriatric glam rockers who probably need walkers more than motorcycles, are releasing a…

Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! ๐Ÿคก๐ŸŽ‰
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Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! ๐Ÿคก๐ŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Tyler McVicker, the guy who’s been “reporting” on Half-Life 3 since, like, the Stone Age, says it’s PLAYTESTABLE!…

Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ In a groundbreaking interview…

Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ
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Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! ๐Ÿค˜ Like, who even HAS that…

John 5 Blesses Us With His Untouched Guitar Genius (Recorded After Only 73 Takes, Allegedly ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿค˜).
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John 5 Blesses Us With His Untouched Guitar Genius (Recorded After Only 73 Takes, Allegedly ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿค˜).

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿšจ OMG! John 5, bless his heart, just dropped a “one-take” playthrough of Mรถtley Crรผe’s “Dogs Of War”! ๐Ÿถโš”๏ธ Prepare…

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽ‰
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one ๐Ÿ˜‰), have decided…

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