Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…
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Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a group of hackers called the Silent Ransom Group…
GOP United Yeah Right
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has decided not to sign a major bipartisan…
Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…
Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…
Heat getting too real for work now
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the UK heatwave, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting hotter than…
Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…
What’s America coming to now
Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…
Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again
Pearl Abyss has been working tirelessly to redeem themselves after the initial launch of Crimson Desert, a game that was…