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Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something
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Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2025

**OMG!๐Ÿ™„ Get ready for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 17, 2025, in San Jose!๐Ÿคฃ Jamie, daughter of Jhonny (one…

2025 Back To School Community Leftovers Giveaway
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2025 Back To School Community Leftovers Giveaway

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

**OMG! Free stuff alert! ๐Ÿšจ Head to 3518 Fredricksburg Rd, August 2nd, for backpacks ๐ŸŽ’, supplies โœ๏ธ, hygiene ๐Ÿงผ, food…

Wilcox House Tour: Prepare to be Underwhelmed on July 27, 2025
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Wilcox House Tour: Prepare to be Underwhelmed on July 27, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 26, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Witness Frank Cozza as “Phil” Markham & Samantha Joseph as Blanche Shortman at the historic Wilcox (aka Markham)…

Nashville’s Antique Overpriced Yard Sale
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Nashville’s Antique Overpriced Yard Sale

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 26, 2025

**OMG! The Nashville Vintage Market is BACK! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for overpriced socks and dusty vinyl!** ๐Ÿ“… August 9th, 12-6pm. ๐Ÿ“…

Tipsy Tourists Tumble Through Town: A Saint Augustine Sip-Stravaganza
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Tipsy Tourists Tumble Through Town: A Saint Augustine Sip-Stravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2025

**๐Ÿท OMG! Wine Walk in The Ancient City! โ˜€๏ธ Only $35 to sip dozens of wines! ๐Ÿ‡ Wander local shops,…

LabubuLand: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die
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LabubuLand: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2025

**๐Ÿคก OMG! Labubu VIP Fest Dallas 2025! ๐Ÿคก Prepare for the lamest fam event EVER!** Sept 7, 2025, 1-6 PM…

UdanKhatola: India’s Flying Bed That’s Totally Not a Death Trap
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UdanKhatola: India’s Flying Bed That’s Totally Not a Death Trap

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2025

**๐ŸŽต UdanKhatola โ€“ Piyush Mishra LIVE in San Jose! โœจ Get ready for an evening of epic trolling by a…

Boyfriend Preventing You From Cheating Properly, Sweetie?
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Boyfriend Preventing You From Cheating Properly, Sweetie?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Get ready for “Sat, 19 Jul, 2025 at 07:30 pm to 08:30 pm” at Marygrove Theatre, 8425 W…

Old Farts and Bland Beats: The Dayely Melodies Band Experience
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Old Farts and Bland Beats: The Dayely Melodies Band Experience

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

Get ready to boogie ๐Ÿ•บ with the Dayeโ€™ly Melodies Band! They’re bringing you soulful ๐ŸŽถ grooves and funky beats from…

Grover Beach: More Like a Snoozer Beach, am I Right?
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Grover Beach: More Like a Snoozer Beach, am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 20, 2025

**Grover Beach PD is throwing a rager!** ๐Ÿฅณ “Grover Beach Night Out” is July 26, 5 PM till dark, at…

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