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NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos in Mandarin (Again)
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NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos in Mandarin (Again)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! 🎭Open Mic: Show up 1:30-2PM sharp—or ELSE! 🙄 $10 ($7.47+fee) for jokes so-so you’ll NEED that 1 drink (booze/soda).🔞…

Night of the Demons: Linnea Quigley’s Screams You Can’t Unhear
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Night of the Demons: Linnea Quigley’s Screams You Can’t Unhear

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! Linnea Quigley, undead as ever, graces Popcorn Frights with a triple-bill of cinematic trash: *SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT*, *NIGHT…

Lotus Benefit Show: Khaled From Gaza Needs Our Help (And Maybe A New Sense Of Humor)
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Lotus Benefit Show: Khaled From Gaza Needs Our Help (And Maybe A New Sense Of Humor)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG!🤪 Robert “Bobbi” Pinn & GG & the House of Haha, are gracing Eris Mainstage with their presence! Doors🚪 at…

Saku Yanagawa’s Sunday Shenanigans
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Saku Yanagawa’s Sunday Shenanigans

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Saku Yanagawa**, a Japanese comedian from Chicago, will perform internationally in 10+ countries, including at the Edinburgh Fringe (Scotland), Kigali…

Flagstaff Film Fest: Prepare for Subtitles, You Illiterate American Swine
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Flagstaff Film Fest: Prepare for Subtitles, You Illiterate American Swine

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Oh, look, it’s “THEY CALL ME THE TATTOO WITCH I 14:17 I DOCUMENTARY I VIETNAM.” Directed by nobody you’ve ever…

The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks
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The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** **All That Jazz**, a 1979 cinematic masterpiece directed by Bobby Fosse and starring Roy Scheider as a totally…

Portland’s “Finest” Indie Shorts: Prepare to be Bored
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Portland’s “Finest” Indie Shorts: Prepare to be Bored

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Oh honey, Portland Stumps? More like Portland Dumps!💩 Catch indie “films” (and I use that term loosely) on August 17th…

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Andy Junk’s Improv Class: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 🤪 Improv Level 4 students, brainwashed by Andy Junk, will perform at Eris Deep Space! Doors at 6:30 PM,…

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Daredevil’s Hideout: Booze, Beats, and Blind Justice

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents Daredevil Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 8 pm NYC time. LIVE or…

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Hiroshima, Gaza, and a Movie- Because History Never Repeats Itself, Right?

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! 💣 Humanity for Peace & friends are hosting a snooze-fest on August 16th, 2025, NYC, 1 PM-5 PM. Venue…

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