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Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks
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Monster Trucks? More like *Minor* Trucks

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 14, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Witness VERSUS Monster Trucks in Ransomville, NY! πŸšœπŸ’¨ Tickets are NON-REFUNDABLE! πŸ’Έ Rain or shine! 🌦️Maybe on August…

Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free
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Cranky Kirk’s Freedom Fest: Where Freedumb Roams Free

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

16+ peeps are “interested” in this earth-shattering event! πŸ™„ Click “Notify Me” for tix info – or, like, if tix…

Tri-Cities Summer Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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Tri-Cities Summer Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

**OMG! 35+ people are “interested” in the Tri Cities Summer Festival?!** πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Get your tix at Tixplug! 🎫 This “convenient…

Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?
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Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

Yeehaw! 🀠 Moxy Movement presents “Moxy Goes West: Aerial & Pole Show”! Prepare for a mesmerizing fusion of pole &…

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking
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Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 11, 2025

**Wine walk?🍷More like a wine stumble!πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ Get ready to “walk” through St. Augustine, presented by Casa de Vino 57.πŸ“ Book…

Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
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Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…

Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
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Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ You won’t BELIEVE where the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts is!** 🀣 It’s at 350 Madison…

Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)
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Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**OMG!** Get ready for the most thrilling event of the year! 🀣 Head to Reservoir Park, 1 Park Ave, Greenwich,…

Stone Mountain: Free Hike, Free Food, What Could Go Wrong
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Stone Mountain: Free Hike, Free Food, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**FREE event (kinda)!** 🀣 On Friday, July 12, at 5:45 AM, meet at Walk-Up Trail, 1000 Robert E. Lee Blvd,…

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AllEvents: Discover Events Happening in Your Bland, Unoriginal City

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

OMG! Amsterdam is so trending right now! πŸ‡³πŸ‡± All Events in City wants you to know that Amsterdam is still…

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