Philly Events: Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet and Pretend to Like Art
**Yo, Philly!** ðĪŠ **Wanna waste time and $$$?** ðļ **Hit up Eastern State Penitentiary (guided tour, duh). Stuff your face…
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius ð behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…
3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…
THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese ð§, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…
5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose
Well, well, well, look what we have here! The Deep State’s propaganda arm, CNN, is still churning out the same…
Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh
Another W for Trump! Canada caves to the America First agenda! Those socialists up north thought they could sneak in…
Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…
Alberta’s Leaving Canada: A Hilariously Bad Idea Just Got Slightly Less Impossible
Oh, Canada! Looks like Alberta’s had enough of Trudeau’s woke tyranny and is thinking about ditching the maple leaf for…
Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…
Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario
Okay, so picture this: you’re at Square One in Mississauga, right? ð Yeah, that bastion of high culture and sophisticated…