5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)
Iran’s Shenanigans, Gaza’s Still a Thing, Crypto Bros Crying, Volcano Go BOOM, and Hockey. 1. Iran Trump, the only one…
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FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
FIT FOR A KING — aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to),…
Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No
OMG! 😱 HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson is SO triggered! She’s totally losing it because the Trump administration dared to play…
G7 Summit: Elites Yakking About Money (Like We Care)
CNN reports that the annual G7 summit in Canada will be overshadowed by trade tensions, just days after Israel’s strike…
Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada
Ah, Game Con Canada, the place where dreams go to die and indie devs desperately shill their wares! 🤪 Bloober…
Mama Bear YEETS Trash Panda Away From Tiny Human
Another day, another victim of the radical left’s open-borders policy – this time, it’s a five-year-old girl attacked by a…
Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again
Ah yes, Summer Game Fest 2025, where dreams go to die and wallets go to cry.😭 But fear not, fellow…
GENE HOGLAN Spills the Beans: DARK ANGEL’s ‘Extinction Level Event’ Was Made With a Radically Different Production (Like, They Actually Tuned Their Guitars This Time)
OMG! 😱 Gene Hoglan, the dude who hits things in DARK ANGEL (yes, they’re still a thing), blabbed to Overdrive…
Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…
Red Bull’s Tetris Tournament: Sign Up and Prepare to Lose Horribly
Okay, so apparently, it’s World Tetris Day. 🎉 I didn’t even know that was a thing. But hey, who am…