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Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content
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Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Well, well, well, look who finally crawled out of their basements 🙄! Epic Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack…

‘Minecraft Movie’ Sequel Officially Plaguing Theaters in 2027
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‘Minecraft Movie’ Sequel Officially Plaguing Theaters in 2027

FinnOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą The biggest cinematic masterpiece 🎎 of our generation, A Minecraft Movie, raked in a measly $423.9 million in…

WIA NYC Animation Festival: Is It Worth the Hype or Just Another Cartoon Catastrophe
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WIA NYC Animation Festival: Is It Worth the Hype or Just Another Cartoon Catastrophe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The WIA NYC Animation Festival is BACK! ðŸĪŠ Get ready for mind-blowing “creativity” ðŸĪĢ at the SVA Theatre!…

Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment
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Garfield Kart 2: All You Can NOT Drift (Because You’ll Be Too Busy Crashing) – Now Available to Humiliate Your Console With a Brand New Trailer of Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ðŸ˜ą They actually did it. Eden Games, those absolute madlads, have unleashed Garfield Kart 2 – All…

Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ‘n Preview (Yawn)
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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ‘n Preview (Yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, CGM (whoever they are ðŸĪ”) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…

Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind
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Boys Head to Jupiter, Leaving IQs Behind

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Billy 5000 (Jack Corbett) in Florida post-Xmas is hustling on Grubster to make $5,000 by New Year’s Eve!**…

“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat
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“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump! Seems Paramount’s new CEO, David Ellison, is under fire for daring to run…

Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow
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Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, no they didn’t! ðŸ˜ą Looks like someone at The Wall Street Journal decided to stir the pot ðŸē by…

‘Gremlins 3’ Script: Spielberg’s Napping, We’re Waiting
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‘Gremlins 3’ Script: Spielberg’s Napping, We’re Waiting

FinnJuly 31, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, joy! 🎉 Another Gremlins sequel is supposedly on the horizon because, let’s be honest, Hollywood is just brimming with…

Zootopia 2 Trailer: Nick and Judy’s Wildest Ride Yet—A Shrink’s Office
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Zootopia 2 Trailer: Nick and Judy’s Wildest Ride Yet—A Shrink’s Office

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh. My. Goodness. 🙄 Disney, bless their cotton socks, FINALLY dropped a trailer for Zootopia 2. Like, who even asked…

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