Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone
Behold, mortals! Amazon has finally graced us with the first official image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and folks,…
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Trump’s Wall Gets a New Job as His Coalition Cracks Wide Open
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION STANDS FIRM AS LIBERAL MINNESOTA MELTS DOWN OVER BORDER ENFORCEMENT The Trump Administration is doubling down on its…
The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year
🛑 BREAKING: The Oscars Gave Out Nominations Like Candy at a Diabetes Parade 🍬 Ladies, gentlemen, and confused people trying…
Netflix Execs Confused as ‘The Abandons’ Gets Abandoned After a Month
📺 Netflix has once again proven it treats its original series like a toddler with a new toy—plays with it…
He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him
Oh goodie, another cinematic universe! Because what we truly, desperately needed in the year of our Lord 2024 was a…
The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
🚨 THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! 🚨 Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…
Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Barry Keoghan, and Halle Berry Finally Star in a Movie Together in the New Crime 101 Trailer
Oh, look! Another gritty crime thriller where the morally grey anti-hero tries to rob a bank while looking broodingly into…
This Is Not A Test – Because We’ve Finally Decided To Just Give Up And Watch The Trailer For The New Zombie Apocalypse Movie
Oh great, another zombie flick where a group of “plucky” teenagers tries to survive the apocalypse in a high school.…
The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the monumental, Herculean task of navigating Netflix’s “vast” library without immediately reaching…
Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…