‘Gremlins 3’ Script: Spielberg’s Napping, We’re Waiting
Oh, joy! š Another Gremlins sequel is supposedly on the horizon because, let’s be honest, Hollywood is just brimming with…
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James Cameron Milks āAvatarā With Cartoon for Babies
OMG! š± James Cameron, bless his heart (and ego), is allegedly considering an animated Avatar spinoff. Because what the world…
TRON: Ares Gets a New PosterāBecause Apparently, the First One Wasn’t Glitchy Enough
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because TRON: Ares is coming to theaters to either blow your mind or make you question…
Fantastic Four: First Steps: Mystery Machine or Mistake Machine?
OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what Marvel just did to your childhood š! Turns out The Fantastic Four: First Steps wasn’t…
“Primitive War: Dinos vs ‘Nam ā Get Ready to Clutch Your Pearls, History Buffs”
Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, here we go again! š¤¦āāļø Luke Sparke, the “visionary” behind such cinematic masterpieces as “Occupation…
Witness the Sheer Genius of METALLICA’s ‘M72’ Tour (feat Video Nerds and a Thingy Called PIXERA)
METALLICA, those lovable dinosaurs of thrash š¦, are apparently still touring. And get this, their “M72” tour, which sounds suspiciously…
Tom Holland Claims ‘Spider-Man 4’ Will Be So ‘Old School’ It’ll Be in Black & White With Cardboard Webshooters
Oh great, another Spider-Man movie š. As if we needed more of Tom Holland in spandex, desperately trying to convince…
Night at the Museum: More Like Day of the Same Old Crud
Oh, great, another reboot! š Because Hollywood is just overflowing with original ideas, right? 20th Century Studios is apparently so…
Brendan Fraser Blames Everyone But Himself For ‘The Mummy’ Reboot Flop, More At 11
Brendan Fraser, the king of charmingly awkward adventure, thinks Tom Cruise’s The Mummy (aka the one we all pretend didn’t…
OMG! Marvel FLOP Now in Superman?! Gunn at it Again!
So, Superman director James Gunn, fresh from ruining Marvel, has decided to grace DC with his presence, and guess what?…