Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job
Oh, the horror! Those latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals are about to lose their precious white-collar jobs to AI! Finally, some good…
Tag: ChatGPT
ChatGPT to become Walmart’s digital bagboy, world officially ending
Another day, another dollar… or rather, another surveillance partnership! Walmart, in its infinite wisdom (or should I say, desperation), is…
OpenAI Sucks Up Enough Juice to Power a Small Planet (Thanks, Sora 2 & ChatGPT)
Oh, the horror! OpenAI, fresh off its leftist indoctrination programs (err, I mean, “AI”), is now partnering with Broadcom to…
Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…
5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump…
OpenAI Claims Chinese Agents Used ChatGPT to Write Their Homework
Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because China is using AI, just like everyone else. You’d…
OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…
Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…
16-Year-Old Gets Terrible Advice From ChatGPT, Parents Throw Tantrum and Sue OpenAI
Oh, the Left is at it again! Now they’re blaming Artificial Intelligence for teen suicides. Can you believe it? It’s…
Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…