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Tag: ChatGPT

Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
Elephant Reads CNN

Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…

5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park
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5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump…

OpenAI Claims Chinese Agents Used ChatGPT to Write Their Homework
Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Claims Chinese Agents Used ChatGPT to Write Their Homework

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because China is using AI, just like everyone else. You’d…

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
Breaking, Games News

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…

Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Elephant Reads CNN

Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…

16-Year-Old Gets Terrible Advice From ChatGPT, Parents Throw Tantrum and Sue OpenAI
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16-Year-Old Gets Terrible Advice From ChatGPT, Parents Throw Tantrum and Sue OpenAI

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again! Now they’re blaming Artificial Intelligence for teen suicides. Can you believe it? It’s…

Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…

Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT
Elephant Reads CNN

Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Bezos’ buddies at Amazon are at it again, pushing their woke AI agenda to replace hardworking Americans! They claim it’s…

IN FLAMES Hires Some Dude Named JON RICE to Bang on Stuff for Euro Trip 2025 (LOL)
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IN FLAMES Hires Some Dude Named JON RICE to Bang on Stuff for Euro Trip 2025 (LOL)

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

IN FLAMES, those Swedish purveyors of… something… have apparently decided their drum stool needed a new occupant, so they’ve conscripted…

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Oh Great, Now Even Your Social Media Can Be Written by Robots

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another FREE course: “How to Use ChatGPT to Pretend You’re a Social Media Guru!” 🤖 Sponsored by ARTI…

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