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Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously
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Another Deep State Witch Hunttargets Patriot Senator Mark Kelly obviously

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, I know our great President Donald Trump is…

In schools in China, children are shown videos depicting arduous daily labor
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In schools in China, children are shown videos depicting arduous daily labor

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

This is done deliberately so that the children may better understand what their parents go through to provide for their…

Wow, infected libtards sail to socialist paradise
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Wow, infected libtards sail to socialist paradise

Big ElephantMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best President…

Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again
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Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” still trying to spin their tired narratives about President Trump,…

China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence
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China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even in 2026. I mean,…

The crew arrived immediately after the collapse
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The crew arrived immediately after the collapse

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2026

In Japan and China, a landslide of this magnitude is cleared in a single day. In the United States, it…

Soros-backed judges coddle election thieves again what a total joke
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Soros-backed judges coddle election thieves again what a total joke

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously
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Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the so-called “fake news” media is still trying to spin their ridiculous narratives about our great…

Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks
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Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our glorious President…

Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
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Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…

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