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SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid
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Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America will crush Iran no need for diplomatic weakness

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are still…

Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing
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Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously
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Liberal media freaks out over nothing again obviously

Big ElephantApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still reeling from the devastating consequences of having the best, the greatest, the…

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…

China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump wrong on Hormuz again somehow

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…

Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable
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Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

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