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Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery
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Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to watch the fake news media and their leftist allies try to spin the latest news about…

Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them
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Iran wants peace wow what a total joke coming from them

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still trying to pedal their fake news about climate change, even in…

Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again
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Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

In the glorious year of 2026, with our fearless leader Donald Trump at the helm, it’s absolutely hilarious to see…

Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily
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Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
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More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…

Farmers Now Paying in Blood, Sweat, and Tears as Fertilizer Costs Skyrocket Thanks to Iran’s War
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Farmers Now Paying in Blood, Sweat, and Tears as Fertilizer Costs Skyrocket Thanks to Iran’s War

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

# Is It Just Us, or Is Trump Trying to Starve America’s Heartland? The war in Iran is pushing up…

The White House Unveils Its Master Plan to Tame the AI Beast—Or at Least Try Not to Get Eaten First
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The White House Unveils Its Master Plan to Tame the AI Beast—Or at Least Try Not to Get Eaten First

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Well, well, well—look who’s stepping in to save the day again. President Donald J. Trump, the undisputed champion of American…

US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business
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US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Another Day, Another Soros-Funded Hit Piece on President Trump Sweden’s V-Dem Institute, a left-wing propaganda outfit bankrolled by George Soros…

Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?
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Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

The US and Israel Are in a Bickering Sibling War With Iran The US and Israel have been duking it…

Senate Foreign Relations Clown, Dem Sen. Chris Van Hollen, Yaps About Oil Shipping Route Drama
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Senate Foreign Relations Clown, Dem Sen. Chris Van Hollen, Yaps About Oil Shipping Route Drama

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

OMG, Libs Are Freaking Out Over Trump’s Plan to Secure Oil! (Again!) Oh, good gravy, here we go again! The…

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