Robert Redford, Aging Heartthrob and Overrated Director, Finally Bites the Dust at Ancient Age of 89
Oh no! 😱 Not another Hollywood legend biting the dust! 🪦 Apparently, Robert Redford, the epitome of blonde-haired, blue-eyed charisma,…
Tag: Cinema
Hollywood’s A-List Drafted: Stars Who Boycotted Israel Are Now Headed to the Front Lines
In a world where a social media “like” is the new Purple Heart and an angry tweet is a feat…
Jodie Mack: 16mm Film God or Just a Hipster with a Projector
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for Jodie Mack’s films on Sept 19th, 7 PM at Carnegie Museum of Art! 🤪 A “Joy”…
Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn
**OMG! The History of Sound premiere? 😴 More like the history of ZZZs! Plimoth Cinema is trolling us with a…
Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…
“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness
M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…
‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…
Indie Cinema Night III: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 🙄 In Da House Media presents Indie Cinema Night 🎬— an evening of films no one has ever heard…
So You Wanna Watch a Movie About Black Magic, Huh?
**OMG! 🙄 Black Magic Entertainment 🧙♀️ is taking over Brewvies Cinema Pub for ONE night! Prepare for Paul Draper, 🎩…
“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT…