Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn
**OMG! The History of Sound premiere? 😴 More like the history of ZZZs! Plimoth Cinema is trolling us with a…
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Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…
“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness
M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…
‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…
Indie Cinema Night III: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 🙄 In Da House Media presents Indie Cinema Night 🎬— an evening of films no one has ever heard…
So You Wanna Watch a Movie About Black Magic, Huh?
**OMG! 🙄 Black Magic Entertainment 🧙♀️ is taking over Brewvies Cinema Pub for ONE night! Prepare for Paul Draper, 🎩…
“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT…
Charlotte Asian Film Festival 2025: Prepare for an Overdose of Subtitles and Questionable After-Party Decisions
**The Charlotte Asian Film Festival is back! 🤩 Prepare for groundbreaking cinema at UNC Charlotte Dubois Center on Saturday, September…
St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema
**OMG! 😱 TriLingua’s 5th Anniversary! 🥳 FREE hot dogs 🌭 & popcorn 🍿! As if! 🙄 Swede Hollow Cafe will…
Jax Fuse Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
Film Day at Jax Fuse? 🤣 More like a cringe-fest of “independent cinema” in Northeast Florida! 🎬 Prepare for film…