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Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
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Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…

Monster Hunter Wilds Dares to Drop Another Update on June 30, Bravely Ignoring Your Whining
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Monster Hunter Wilds Dares to Drop Another Update on June 30, Bravely Ignoring Your Whining

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, look, it’s been a whole four months since Monster Hunter Wilds graced (or disgraced) our consoles and PCs. Capcom,…

When Dumb Luck Triumphs: Sports and Esports’ Most Hilariously Accidental Wins
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When Dumb Luck Triumphs: Sports and Esports’ Most Hilariously Accidental Wins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups 😜, because we’re about to dissect those oh-so-glorious moments in sports and esports where sheer dumb…

OMG! D&D Just Won’t Stop Milking Those Old Monsters This August
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OMG! D&D Just Won’t Stop Milking Those Old Monsters This August

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG 😱! Ravensburger, the board game overlords, are back at it again, this time desecrating the sacred grounds of Dungeons…

Pragmata Preview: Still Alive, Still Kinda Good, Cope
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Pragmata Preview: Still Alive, Still Kinda Good, Cope

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Okay, so Pragmata, the game we all forgot existed after its 2020 announcement, dared to show its face at Summer…

Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
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Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful bananas! 🍌 Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…

Cops Still Clueless in Minnesota Lawmaker Murder Mystery
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Cops Still Clueless in Minnesota Lawmaker Murder Mystery

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and wouldn’t you know it, the liberal media is all over it, trying to paint some…

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Big ElephantJune 10, 2025June 11, 2025

“Biden Stumbles Again, Blames Putin (Probably)” Old Joe did it again, folks! This time he tripped over a daisy (probably…

Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
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Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…

Ron ‘Bumblefoot’ Thal: Proves Music Can Unite Even the Most Hopelessly Clueless (Probably)
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Ron ‘Bumblefoot’ Thal: Proves Music Can Unite Even the Most Hopelessly Clueless (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Bumblefoot, the guy who played guitar in Guns N’ Roses for, like, five minutes, is now telling us all about…

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