CDC Official Quits, Claims Agency Clueless About Impending Doom
Oh, those poor “angels.” Here we go again, folks. Another tragedy, and you just know the libtards are already oiling…
Tag: Clueless
“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”
OMG! 🙄 So, like, the sing-along version of *Kpop Demon Hunters* 🙄 played in, like, over 2100 theaters? 🤣 And…
Sunset Boulevard & Chinatown: Old Movies, Older Than Your Grandpa, But Hey, They’re On Film
😱Sunset Blvd & Chinatown😱 on 35mm! Saturday, August 23, 2025, at Million Dollar Theater! 😴10a: Sunset Boulevard (1950) – See…
OMG! Giant Lizard About to Ruin Your Day!
Oh, honey, brace yourselves because CLUE®: Godzilla is stomping its way into your utterly pathetic lives on September 24, 2025!…
EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead
OMG, you guys! 🙄 Another film festival, another movie about… a mortician? Seriously? Abdolreza Kahani, bless his heart, decided to…
BIOHAZARD Dumps Another ‘Single’ – This Time It’s ‘Eyes On Six’ (Whatever That Means)
OMG! 🤣The geriatric crew of BIOHAZARD, those relics from the Stone Age of Nu-Metal, have finally dropped a music video…
Mobile Gaming for Dummies: A Guide for the Clueless Noob
**So, you’ve decided to grace the mobile gaming world with your presence? 🙄 Prepare for a life-altering experience of rage-quitting,…
New Yorker Goes From “Yonkers” to “You’re Gone-ers” at Bunny Show
Another tourist bites the dust in Puerto Rico, and guess what? It involves a Bad Bunny concert! Surprise, surprise, it…
KILLER INN: Finally, A Game Where Your Friends Can REALLY Stab You In The Back
So, I peeked at KILLER INN because, you know, online murder mysteries are like, *so* my thing now. Detective games?…
Manhattan Shooting: Thoughts and Prayers Edition, Cops Still Clueless
Oh, the horror! Another day, another tragedy in our once-great nation. Seems like even with President Trump making America great…