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Swans in Norfolk, VA (09/06/2025)
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Swans in Norfolk, VA (09/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

American experimental rock from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe…

Ugh, Another Band Movie? (NYC Film Premiere)
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Ugh, Another Band Movie? (NYC Film Premiere)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for “For U: Intimate Live Experience”! ๐Ÿคฎ Watch Jesse Vega’s CREATIVE journey to his FIRST concert. ๐Ÿคฃ…

Leprous to Unleash ‘An Evening of Atonement’: Prepare for Musical Self-Flagellation
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Leprous to Unleash ‘An Evening of Atonement’: Prepare for Musical Self-Flagellation

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Your favorite band, LEPROUS (yes, the guys who make music your grandma probably wouldn’t understand), is dropping a…

Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)
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Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

SYMPHONY X, the geriatric prog metal dinosaurs ๐Ÿฆ–, lumbered onto the stage last night (or whenever it was โ€“ who…

Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
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Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! ๐Ÿ™„ As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…

Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom
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Judas Priest’s Rob Halford, the Metal God, spills the tea on Ozzy’s impending doom

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, like, Rob Halford, the Metal God (yeah, right ๐Ÿ˜‚), sat down with some dude named Jonathan Clarke on some…

SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”
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SEX PISTOLS (feat. FRANK CARTER): Geriatric Punk Show CANCELED ‘Cause Stevie’s Wrist Went “Bollocks”

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Just when you thought 2025 couldn’t get any more lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ, Frank Carter and those geriatric delinquents from…

Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
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Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Labor Day is OVER, folks! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…

System of a Down in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)
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System of a Down in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 2, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is a self-proclaimed sports…

Avenged Sevenfold in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)
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Avenged Sevenfold in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 2, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is a self-proclaimed sports…

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