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Witness the Sheer Genius of METALLICA’s ‘M72’ Tour (feat Video Nerds and a Thingy Called PIXERA)
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Witness the Sheer Genius of METALLICA’s ‘M72’ Tour (feat Video Nerds and a Thingy Called PIXERA)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

METALLICA, those lovable dinosaurs of thrash 🦖, are apparently still touring. And get this, their “M72” tour, which sounds suspiciously…

Masked Morons in ‘PRESIDENT’ Announce EP Called ‘King Of Errors’
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Masked Morons in ‘PRESIDENT’ Announce EP Called ‘King Of Errors’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

So, there’s this super-duper “mysterious” (read: try-hard) masked British rock band called PRESIDENT. 🙄 Rumor has it, and by “rumor,”…

Summoner’s Circle in Raleigh, NC (07/18/2025)
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Summoner’s Circle in Raleigh, NC (07/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

Progressive Doom from Knoxville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)
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Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

Darkwave duo from Wilmington, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Casket Cassette in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)
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Casket Cassette in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

Post-Punk/Darkwave from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

DustBowlChampion in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)
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DustBowlChampion in Charlotte, NC (07/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

Darkwave/Post Punk from Fresno, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

FEAR FACTORY’s ‘Demanufacture’ 30th-Anniversary Tour: Old Dudes, Old Songs, Same Factory Smell
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FEAR FACTORY’s ‘Demanufacture’ 30th-Anniversary Tour: Old Dudes, Old Songs, Same Factory Smell

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

FEAR FACTORY, or as I like to call them, “Dino Cazares and Some Guys,” decided to dust off their grandpa…

CATTLE DECAPITATION to Subject Innocent Ears to ‘Death Atlas’ in 2025 Across the Continent
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CATTLE DECAPITATION to Subject Innocent Ears to ‘Death Atlas’ in 2025 Across the Continent

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Ah, yes, the enlightened eco-warriors of West Coast deathgrind, CATTLE DECAPITATION, have deigned to bless the unwashed masses of North…

Judas Priest Still Kicking (Literally) at 2025 Hellfest: Proof That Metal Gods Don’t Know When to Quit
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Judas Priest Still Kicking (Literally) at 2025 Hellfest: Proof That Metal Gods Don’t Know When to Quit

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 ARTE Concert, bless their cotton socks, has dropped the entire JUDAS PRIEST performance from Hellfest 2025. So, if…

Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It
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Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

According to those paragons of journalistic integrity at Variety, Perry Farrell, the man who brought you Lollapalooza (and possibly VD),…

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