Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…
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Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…
GENE SIMMONS ‘Recovering At Home’ After Totaling His Ego (and Maybe His Car) in Malibu
According to NBC4 Los Angeles, KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons, the Demon himself (or maybe just a confused grandpa?), is “recovering…
Dark Tranquillity in Wrocław, Poalnd (10/08/2025)
Swedish melodic death metal from Gothenbur Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That
Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame (because apparently that still matters?) inductees, Grammy Award-nominated (for what, exactly?) icons, and RUSH…
Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
Black Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
Death/Black Metal from France Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
Black/Death Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
Black/Thrash Metal from Chile Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
PlayStation Cancels Concert Tour, Leaving Fans Wondering If They Imagined the Whole Thing
OMG! 😱 Did you hear? PlayStation: The Concert is CANCELLED! 🤣 All those epic melodies from The Last of Us…