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Tag: conspiracy

AI Data Centers Spark State Cage Fight
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Data Centers Spark State Cage Fight

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

The liberal lunacy continues! Now they’re blaming data centers for high energy costs! You can’t make this stuff up, folks.…

Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another day, another globalist conspiracy thwarted by the genius of President Trump! CNN is clutching its pearls because our favorite…

Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

The Failing New York Times, desperate for relevance, has launched another pathetic attack on our glorious President Trump, claiming he’s…

Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

New York – Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…

Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…

Wounded Knee: Government Still Dishing Out Medals Like Candy, Descendants Still Salty
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wounded Knee: Government Still Dishing Out Medals Like Candy, Descendants Still Salty

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Another Day, Another Liberal Lament: Wounded Knee Edition! The woke mob is at it again, folks, trying to rewrite history…

X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because some pro-Trump accounts on X (formerly Twitter, may it rest in…

Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
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Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh noes! 😭 Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…

Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed
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Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh boy, are you READY for more Stranger Things?! 🙄 Because Netflix clearly thinks we haven’t had enough of this…

North Carolina Man Blames Bald Eagle for Cat-astrophic Windshield Incident, 911 Operator Wonders if It’s a Fur Real Emergency
Eagle Drops Cat on Windshield: A Sign from the Deep State?
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North Carolina Man Blames Bald Eagle for Cat-astrophic Windshield Incident, 911 Operator Wonders if It’s a Fur Real Emergency

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Another day, another sign of the impending apocalypse, folks! I bet you won’t hear about this on Fake News CNN…

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