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SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy
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SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Sam Tripoli, a comedian from Cortland, NY, will perform at The Comedy Bar (partnered with Gino’s East 🍕!) in Chicago.…

OMG! Americans Get the Double Dose of Suck: Inflation Still Rising While Job Market Takes a Dive
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Americans Get the Double Dose of Suck: Inflation Still Rising While Job Market Takes a Dive

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Another day, another dollar stolen by the radical socialist Democrats and their henchmen in the Deep State! CNN, still pushing…

Oversight Committee Dem on Epstein: Turns Out, the More You Ask Questions, the More Answers You Get, Who Knew
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Oversight Committee Dem on Epstein: Turns Out, the More You Ask Questions, the More Answers You Get, Who Knew

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, goodie, another Democrat “oversight” committee “investigating” Epstein. As if we don’t know what this is REALLY about. This is…

Melania’s Back: This Time It’s Robots, Not Just Her Husband
Elephant Reads CNN

Melania’s Back: This Time It’s Robots, Not Just Her Husband

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Oh, great, Melania deigns to grace us with her presence. After MONTHS of hiding, our First Lady emerges to warn…

Justice Department Wants to Play With Dominion’s Toys in Missouri’s 2020 Sandbox
Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department Wants to Play With Dominion’s Toys in Missouri’s 2020 Sandbox

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it look like our glorious President Trump…

Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories
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Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re traumatized! 😱 Check…

Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics
Elephant Reads CNN

Big Pharma Puppet Gets Crown: CDC’s New Boss Involved in Vaccine Strong-Arm Tactics

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, CNN no less, is whining about President Trump’s administration daring to shake…

SEX PISTOLS’ ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ Reissue: As If You Didn’t Already Own It
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SEX PISTOLS’ ‘Never Mind The Bollocks’ Reissue: As If You Didn’t Already Own It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

“Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols”, an album that apparently “rewired” 20 years of rock in under 40…

FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
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FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…

US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect
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US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on trade agreements now? Probably just another attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine…

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