Van Jones Shares Charlie Kirk’s Ominous Pre-Death Text: A CNN Political Thriller
Oh, the drama! CNN, still clinging to relevance in President Trump’s glorious second term, is now peddling tales of Charlie…
Tag: conspiracy
Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤪 It’s the Dragon Quest remake-a-thon, folks! Square Enix is just churning these bad…
Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…
GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…
Wolverine Game: Leaks Say It’s Soon (Duh)
Alright, listen up, bub! 😼 Word on the digital street (aka Mp1st, which is totally a reliable source, trust me…
SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy
**Sam Tripoli, a comedian from Cortland, NY, will perform at The Comedy Bar (partnered with Gino’s East 🍕!) in Chicago.…
OMG! Americans Get the Double Dose of Suck: Inflation Still Rising While Job Market Takes a Dive
Another day, another dollar stolen by the radical socialist Democrats and their henchmen in the Deep State! CNN, still pushing…
Oversight Committee Dem on Epstein: Turns Out, the More You Ask Questions, the More Answers You Get, Who Knew
Oh, goodie, another Democrat “oversight” committee “investigating” Epstein. As if we don’t know what this is REALLY about. This is…
Melania’s Back: This Time It’s Robots, Not Just Her Husband
Oh, great, Melania deigns to grace us with her presence. After MONTHS of hiding, our First Lady emerges to warn…
Justice Department Wants to Play With Dominion’s Toys in Missouri’s 2020 Sandbox
Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it look like our glorious President Trump…