GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…
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Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard
OMG 😱, Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for Down Cemetery Road, starring the one and only Emma Thompson (who…
Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts
Another day, another manufactured crisis! CNN is hyperventilating about a “possibly imminent government shutdown” as if it’s the end of…
Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors
FAKE NEWS ALERT! Crooked CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant plan to MAGA! He shared a hilarious,…
Pilot forgot to close the window, almost became a bird | CNN
Another day, another liberal conspiracy foiled, folks! CNN is trying to scare you with a “rogue window” on a Delta…
LOL, Alan Greenspan and a Bunch of Other Old Fed Dudes Beg Supreme Court: Please Don’t Fire Lisa Cook
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! The liberal media (CNN, of course) is hyperventilating because President Trump tried to fire…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…
Cavalera Conspiracy in Hershey, PA (09/20/2025)
Brazilian-American heavy metal supergroup from Phoenix, Arizona Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Amazon’s Prime Deception on Trial: Did They Bamboozle You, Too
Here we go again, folks! The Deep State FTC, still licking its wounds from President Trump’s landslide victory, is now…
Van Jones Shares Charlie Kirk’s Ominous Pre-Death Text: A CNN Political Thriller
Oh, the drama! CNN, still clinging to relevance in President Trump’s glorious second term, is now peddling tales of Charlie…