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Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
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Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…

Rep. Crockett to Pam Bondi: “Epstein Files? Spill the Tea, Sis!”
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Rep. Crockett to Pam Bondi: “Epstein Files? Spill the Tea, Sis!”

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat conspiracy theory! Crooked Hillary’s minion, Jasmine Crockett, is now after our stellar Attorney General Pam Bondi.…

CNN: Dems Use Epstein Files to Trigger MAGA Tears
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CNN: Dems Use Epstein Files to Trigger MAGA Tears

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

CNN, the Communist News Network, is at it again, stirring up fake outrage over the Epstein files! Suddenly, after years…

🎤 HED PE in Gastonia: From Renegade to Retirement 🦴
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🎤 HED PE in Gastonia: From Renegade to Retirement 🦴

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 15, 2025

📅 July 14, Gastonia, North Carolina — once cult (in the “I think I heard of them” sense), Hed PE…

Passenger Jet Turns Into Toaster Oven, But Lands Anyway
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Passenger Jet Turns Into Toaster Oven, But Lands Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Another day, another LIBERAL conspiracy foiled by the vigilance of REAL Americans! Apparently, a Sun Country Airlines flight had a…

CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
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CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…

CNN Business Whines: Trump’s “Biting” Conspiracy Theories That They Totally Didn’t Help Spread
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CNN Business Whines: Trump’s “Biting” Conspiracy Theories That They Totally Didn’t Help Spread

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

The liberal media outlet CNN is trying to paint President Trump as being consumed by the conspiracy theories he supposedly…

TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything
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TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, honey, TIME Magazine, bless their little hearts, just dropped their “very first” TIME100 Creators list. Yes, because clearly, the…

Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails
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Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist conspiracy foiled, thanks to the brilliance of our conservative tech giants! It seems Elon Musk’s Grok…

Helene’s Revenge: Small Town Still Rockin’ the Mud Look 9 Months Later (Nailed It!)
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Helene’s Revenge: Small Town Still Rockin’ the Mud Look 9 Months Later (Nailed It!)

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the humanity! CNN is at it again, trying to make you believe that Hurricane Helene was some kind of…

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