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CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude
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CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Another day, another Libtard conspiracy foiled! Seems some unhinged, probably soy-chugging, socialist snowflake decided to unload a few rounds at…

CNN: Trump’s vanity project highway arrives just in time to maybe not matter in Armenia-Azerbaijan peace talks
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CNN: Trump’s vanity project highway arrives just in time to maybe not matter in Armenia-Azerbaijan peace talks

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! While the liberal media obsesses over their latest conspiracy theories, our fearless leader…

White House desperately tries to make you forget Trump’s epic BLS blunder, bless their hearts
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White House desperately tries to make you forget Trump’s epic BLS blunder, bless their hearts

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has called out the Bureau of Labor Statistics…

CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed
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CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our glorious President Trump! This CNN article is just…

Grand Canyon’s “MegaFire” Farts Out a Fire Cloud, Nature’s Gas Leak on Full Display
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Grand Canyon’s “MegaFire” Farts Out a Fire Cloud, Nature’s Gas Leak on Full Display

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Another day, another liberal hoax! They are at it again, folks. The ‘Dragon Bravo Fire’ at the Grand Canyon? Oh,…

TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob
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TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another leftist celebrity, Huda Kattan, spewing anti-Israel conspiracy theories! I bet George Soros is behind this! This…

Dead Reset Preview: A Time-Loop FMV Horror Game That Doesn’t Flinch (Because It’s Already Seen It All, Duh)
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Dead Reset Preview: A Time-Loop FMV Horror Game That Doesn’t Flinch (Because It’s Already Seen It All, Duh)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2025July 31, 2025

FMV horror? More like FML horror, amirite?🤣 Seriously though, FMV (Full Motion Video) games have always been the dumpster fire…

High Noon Recalls Seltzer Because Apparently Some People Can’t Tell the Difference Between Vodka and an Energy Drink
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High Noon Recalls Seltzer Because Apparently Some People Can’t Tell the Difference Between Vodka and an Energy Drink

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2025July 30, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? High Noon, probably infiltrated by woke leftists, is recalling their vodka seltzer because some cans…

Trump’s Conspiracy BBQ: Will the Flames Finally Toast the Chef
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Trump’s Conspiracy BBQ: Will the Flames Finally Toast the Chef

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to drag our glorious President Trump through the mud with these…

CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories
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CIA retiree DESTROYS clueless Gabbard’s Russia conspiracy theories

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is panicking now that President Trump’s DNI, Tulsi Gabbard, is cleaning house and exposing their dirty…

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